Thanks for loving me Ben.

Adrian

He's the guy that all the girls want and you got him.

Ben [to Amy]

You know how much you love John? I love you more than 17 times that much. And no one is gonna treat my little girl like that.

George

I can't believe he was telling us not to have sex and he was having sex with someone other than my mother.

Grace

I think we'll be different things to each other at different times.

Amy

How about you just play with the kids your own age?

Ashley [to George]

I saw you with that witch last night. It looks like she really put a spell on you.

Grace [to Jack]

I've been here 15 minutes and I've already lost one. This is going to go well.

Ms. O'Malley

Madison: Hey, your mom let me in.
Lauren: Yeah, well my mom doesn't know you slept with my boyfriend.

So that's your excuse now for not having sex with me? You haven't finished your homework?

Ricky [to Amy]

C'mon Dad don't do this. Just get out there and get a life.

Ashley

I don't know what I'm doing, I just know that I love that girl.

Ricky