The Simpsons
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Homer: First the good news: two of your kids are not locked in the car.
When we see each other again, you'll be an old man and I'll be a baby!
Homer
The last place anyone would expect to see a moon - the sky.
Bart
I'm alive and you're my naked fairy god boy!
Gil
I oversee fourteen schools and I always find myself at yours discussing a Simpson kid.
Chalmers
Things on the ground are out of my jurisdiction.
Wiggum
Ned, I have a confession to make, I may not have come here solely with the noble intention of getting drunk.
Homer
Teachers should not be allowed to live near their students. We're natural enemies - like George Washington and Abraham Lincoln.
Bart
What's what the new security guard? He's acting all aloof. By the way, that's my word now - "he's."
Carl
I guess it's not much when you look at real problems in the world like Major League umpires not using instant replay.
Homer
My fresco! That's coming out of your stealings!
Moe
Wow, that's the farthest one of my egg ever made it down someone's throat.
Moe
