The Simpsons
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Marge: Homey, you sure know how to please a woman.
Homer: As long as it doesn't involve losing weight or changing my pants.
Yar, just plastic. Which is healthier than what you find in the ocean.
Sea Captain
Edna: We have shirts from other high schools.
Marge: Ooh, we can wear those to the nice malls.
Same garbage, different dumpster.
Bart
I thought teachers only went outside to smoke and cry.
Bart
This place is beautiful as a the side of a Coors Lite bottle. The kind my dad used to leave in te bathroom.
Neslon
From the dad that brought you cemetery paintball and go carts on real roads..
Homer
Developer: I have twins I've never met.
Bart: When you meet them tell them your game is too easy.
Marge: How come they never call me fun mom?
Homer: A family's like a team. On every team you have the slam dunking mega star and the referee.
Marge: What if we roll pennies and go to the dollar store?
Homer: That's good, Marge. Get all the terrible ideas out of your system.
SPORTS stands for Strick Parental Oversight Rather Than Sports
Ned
Lisa: They're using pancakes as spoons.
Marge: Ooh let's see what else they do wrong.
