The Simpsons Season 5 Episode 7: "Bart's Inner Child" Quotes
Mister, I can't stand the sound of your voice!Squeaky-Voiced Teen
Eat my shorts, young man!Principal Skinner
Lisa: This is madness. He's just peddling a bunch of easy answers.
Carl: And how!
Brad Goodman: Let me hear what's troubling you. Don't be shy, yell it out. Everybody, go!
Mayor Quimby: I, er, can't commit to a relationship.
Mr. Burns: I'm too nice!
Apu: I have problems with--
Lenny: I'm always interrupting people!
Kids, kids...once you get hurt, move aside and let other people jump.Homer
Mr. Burns: And I'm really enjoying this so called...iced cream!
Smithers: Sir, in the spirit of the festival and everything I'd just like to say that...I...love...you.
Mr. Burns: Hmm?
Smithers: In those colors!
Springfield will have it's first annual "Do What You Feel" festival this Saturday whenever you feel like showing up. It will be a welcome change to our "Do As We Say" festival, started by German settlers in 1946.Kent Brockman
Bart: Lis', today I am a God!
Lisa: Is that why you're sitting on an ice-cream sandwich?
Brad Goodman: We can all learn a lot from this young man here, this...this--
Brad Goodman: Rudiger. And if we can all be more like little Rudiger--
Marge: His name is Bart.
Ned: (inner child) Stay the course, big Ned. You're doing super!
Homer: (inner child) Food goes in here! (talking) It sure does.
Moe: (inner child) Hey, Moe, what's-a-matter? You no talka with you accent no more. (talking) Mama Mia!
Brad Goodman: Troy. This circle is you.
Troy McClure: My god! It's like you've known me all your life!
Brad Goodman: Let's look at the rainbow. What's in there? Depression, insomnia, motor-mouth, darting eyes,indecisiveness, decisiveness, bossiness, uncontrollable falling down, geriatric profanity disorder or GPD, and chronic nagging...nagging...nagging... nagging...nagging.
Patty: (Punches TV) Sorry, it does that sometimes.