The Simpsons
Sundays 8:00 PM on FOXThe Simpsons Season 3 Episode 10: "Flaming Moe's" Quotes
Homer: What is it boy? Is anything the matter my son? Talk to me young man..... say your name? Why should I do that my lad?
Bart: Because I'm jinxed dammit! (Homer punches him) Ow! What was that for?
Homer: You spoke while you were jinxed so I got to punch you in the arm!
Steven Tyler: Hello St. Loooooooouiiiiiis!
Joe Perry: Actually Steven, it's Springfield.
Steven Tyler: Right, right.
Moe: Flaming Moe's.
Bart: Uh, yes, I'm looking for a friend of mine. Last name Jass. First name Hugh.
Moe: Uh, hold on, I'll check. (Calling) Hugh Jass! Somebody check the men's room for a Hugh Jass!
Hugh: Uh, I'm Hugh Jass.
Moe: Telephone. (Hands over the receiver)
Hugh: Hello, this is Hugh Jass.
Bart: (Surprised) Uh, hi.
Hugh: Who's this?
Bart: Bart Simpson.
Hugh: Well, what can I do for you, Bart?
Bart: Uh, look, I'll level with you, Mister. This is a crank call that sort of backfired, and I'd like to bail out right now.
Hugh: All right. Better luck next time. (hangs up) What a nice young man.
Jeepers, Mary, and Joseph! Sleep with a chick once and it costs me half a million bananas!
According to the gas chromatograph, the secret ingredient is...Love?! Who's been screwing with this thing?
Professor Frink
Bart: My father invented that drink, and if you'll allow me to demonstrate...
Edna: Bart, are those liquor bottles?
Bart: Um...yes
Edna: Take them to the teacher's lounge. You can have what's left after school.
