The Simpsons Season 24 Episode 9: "Homer Goes to Prep School" Quotes
Homer: Listen, I gotta know. You're not just being nice to me because, in a pinch, you could make candles from my fat.
Lloyd: Well, that is a big part of it.
Homer: It's okay. I know what I am.
Do not question the wisdom of Tom Skerritt.
Well, Homer's gone. Let's all go into our suspended state til he gets back.Moe
If Jesus had a gun, he'd be alive today.
Homer: Marge, this is it. TEOTWAWKI.
Marge: The end of the world as we know it?!?
I guess despite all our so-called civilization, anarchy lurks around every corner like a racially diverse street gang on a network cop show.
Bart: Dad, what would you do if you got my ear in the mail?
Homer: I don't know; feed it to the dog.
Bart: You'd have to wrap cheese around it.
Homer: Don't you tell me how to feed you to the dog!