They charge you for parts AND labor? Pick one, buddy. I can do this just fine myself.

Homer

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• Added: May 24, 2010

Even the Koreans wouldn't touch this dog.

Moe

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• Added: May 24, 2010

That was awesome. I feel like the Tiger Woods of sex.

Homer

• Permalink: That was awesome. I feel like the Tiger Woods of sex.
• Added: May 24, 2010

Simon: How do you like LA?
Moe: It's a hell of a city. It's like someone stepped on New York and scraped it off on the beach.

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• Added: May 24, 2010

You can't close! I'll have to go home and drink better beer at half the price... and natural lighting!

Homer

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• Added: May 24, 2010

I don't need your fair-weather friendship... is what I'll be saying tomorrow morning.

Moe

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• Added: May 24, 2010

Homer: You never fail to nauseate me boy.
Bart: Just call me Barf Simpson.
Homer: I wanted to, but your mother said kids might tease you.

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• Added: May 24, 2010