D'oh! Why do things that happen to stupid people keep happening to me?

Homer

Homer: There sure is a lot of corn in this parking lot.
Lisa: Dad, we're in the MAZE!

Farmer: Wagon wheels were the Internet of the 19th century!
Bart: Really?
Farmer: No.

The Simpsons Season 18 Episode 20 Quotes

Bart: Hey Lis, wanna touch Strangles? He's not slimy at all, he's scaly.
Lisa: (After touching the snake) Eww! He is slimy!
Bart: That's because I soaked him in slime!

You look like you're trying to eat me. Need some help?

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