The Simpsons
Sundays 8:00 PM on FOXThe Simpsons Season 18 Episode 20: "Stop or My Dog Will Shoot" Quotes
D'oh! Why do things that happen to stupid people keep happening to me?
Homer
Homer: There sure is a lot of corn in this parking lot.
Lisa: Dad, we're in the MAZE!
Farmer: Wagon wheels were the Internet of the 19th century!
Bart: Really?
Farmer: No.