Maybe the blood will scare the sharks off.

Homer

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Homer: Now, Lisa, I know you miss your whale, so I got you a pet that will never die: An invisible dog.

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Behold! I am Captain Kirk from Star Trek 1! 2 ... 5 ... Generations ... Boston Legal.

Comic Book Guy

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It was my idea to put the whale in the water.

Homer

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How hard can it be? We're just rolling it into the ocean from the beach. It's not like it's stuck in a well or a Mexican prison. But that would make a great movie!

Homer

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Lisa: Whales are mammals and are deeply intelligent and sensitive like us.
Jimbo [to whale]: Haha, nerd.

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From now on, the Simpsons are living intermittently.

Homer

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I'm not made of money, I'm made of man meat and an a skeleton.

Homer

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South Park - We'd stand beside you if we weren't so scared.

Chalkboard

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• Added: April 26, 2010