The Simpsons Season 19 Quotes
I never dreamed an American car designed in Germany, assembled in Mexico from parts made in Canada, could be so amazing.Lisa
The rat symbolizes obviousness!</i> Ralph Wiggum
Unlike love, respect can't be bought.Homer
(about Donny) When he grows up, I want to be like me!Ralph Wiggum
You strays are going straight to the pound where you'll be put to sleep... by my boring stories. And then you'll be killed!</i> Dogcatcher Willie
They were the Bonnie and Clyde of their day. Their names were Bonnie and Clyde.Homer
Your music violates everything punk stands for, which is nothing! You are no longer welcome at CBGB's--Comic Book Guy's Bar.</i> Comic Book Guy
Marge: A carnival? What's so romantic about this?
Bart: See you later!
(Bart and Lisa run off into the carnival.)
Homer: For the next two hours, we'll be kid-free. It'll be just like the time we lost them at the mall.
(Homer and Marge chuckle.)
Homer: That was the best Christmas ever.
Marge: Any minute now, he'll scamper through that doggy door.
Homer: Any minute now, I'll be the dog she's lookin' for.
Barney, Moe, Lenny, and Carl: Any minute now, you'll be stuck with her brood.
Patty and Selma: Any minute now, this pooch will know she's screwed.
Marge: My hearts tells me to trust him.
Patty and Selma: But your head knows he's a hound.
Homer: I want to do the right thing.
Moe: Come on! With all this high class tail around?
(Hooker Dog smokes a cigarette, coughs badly)
Fleas: Any minute now, our girl will make a brand new start.
Patty and Selma: Yes!
Marge: Any minute now, I won't care that broke my heart.
Marge and Homer: Annnny minnnute nooooow.
Bart/Johnny Rotten: When I hired a guy named Sid Vicious, I assumed it would be a thirty year business relationship!
Jimbo/Steve Jones: I told you, we should have gone with Tom Responsible.
Bart/Johnny Rotten: Slag off!
This place is no picnic, but it sure beats working for Disney. (Laughs Goofy-style)</i> Goofy
Here they are, all the way from outside of Texas, the Sex Pistols!Announcer