The Sopranos Quotes
If you can't get your friends jobs, what's the purpose of attaining success?
Junior
Dr. Melfi: Small cutting is the clinical term.
Tony: What's large cutting, O.J. and the missing track suit?
Thank God for golf some days.
Tony
Why do you think you, Anthony Soprano, always has to set things right?
Dr. Melfi
A.J.: Hey grandma, how come you're not supposed to breathe in the cemetery?
Livia: Who says?
Junior: It's a joke for chrissakes! Say, "why?"
A.J.: Because you'll make the dead people jealous.
(on Junior) He's a bushman of the Kalahari.
Tony
Uncle Junior: I don't go down often enough.
Carmela: That's not what I hear.
Livia Soprano: (to A.J.) Come over here, say a hail mary for your grandfather.
Uncle Junior: Lay off, he's a kid.
Livia Soprano: So he should neglect his elders, just like his father?
Uncle Junior: Yeah, real scamp.
Livia Soprano: My son, the mental patient.
Larry Boy: Oh! Mama Livia. Como esta, my darling?
Livia: Listen to 'im with that "my darling." I am nobody's darling.
Larry Boy: This one here, she never disappoints ya, I'll tell ya that.
Livia: Are you still seeing your other women, Lorenzo?
Carmela: I'm not giving you my engagement ring. This isn't stolen. Is it?
Tony: No, who do you think I am?
An Italian male seeing a shrink. Let me guess, mother issues.
Richard
Richard: You know you can't treat sociopaths. [Tony]'s scum and you shouldn't help him with his bed wetting.
Dr. Melfi: You have no idea who this man is and yet you call him scum.
