Favorite United States of Tara Quotes
Buck went a little Colonel Kurtz last night.
Max
In the words of police chief Martin Brody, we need a bigger boat.
Marshall
Tara: Yeah, well, if it makes you feel any better, I'm not having much luck bringing any of my alters out.
Max: I thought this guy was the shit. And at home, we can't get them to stay in.
Kate: Mom, what the hell!
T: What's a crack-a-lacking! Pimp-a-limpin'? (to Tevin) Aren't you a yummy bird!
Kate: T! Get outta here! Go skankzilla somewhere else.
T: Come on!
Kate: No, no negotiating. Get out of the fucking jacuzzi right now or I'm gonna call dad.
T: Bitch ass, snitch ass!
Tara: I don't remember what happened at boarding school, but I do have vivid memories of a few weeks afterwards. It was a month until summer break, and I couldn't wait to get out. I'm such a total summer person. And I remember I wore my bathing suit under my clothes every day. And while everybody was going to class and going on with their lives, I just sat in my dorm window, waiting for summer to come.
Jenny: Did it?
Tara: The next thing I remember is snow. Everywhere. I was at my parents', and six months had gone by in an instant and it was just white.
This s**t is biblical. Here I'll smoke you out.
Kate
Gene: I have friends all over Barnabeez. That means when there's something squirrelly scooting up the flagpole, I get a call.
Kate: I think you get a call because you can't keep your penis out of the face of every girl who works for you.
Gene: Penis is not an acceptable word for the workplace.
Tara: Any way you can help me understand Gimme?
Dr. Ocean: I believe that Gimme holds all your raw emotions. It's Gimme's job to keep the truth from coming to light.
Let your freak flag fly.
Max
Bull sh*t you just think all white people look alike.
Kate
Charmaine: Guess what I did. I didn't sleep with him. I didn't let him sleep over, and... perhaps extended this lovely thing yet another day by continuing to treat myself like a special prize he has to win.
Kate: Oh, really? So was it you or that special prize that was having a screaming orgasm at 1:30 in the morning?
Marshall is dating a girl? I guess that makes sense on opposite day.
