[to Jo] Look how far you've come without magic. You didn't get here with people telling you you weren't strong enough.

Liv

[to Alaric] That's it? We're gonna kill bad guys together and you're not even going to talk to me?

Damon

[to Damon] You know, I don't know how I went so long without saying this, but you're a real dick!

Alaric

Well in case you haven't figured it out by now, I'm a sociopath. I know, shocker. I like being a sociopath, ya know? I'm not burned by things like guilt or love.

Kai

In Bonnie-land that means there's an island off of Nova Scotia with a big magical battery waiting to be tapped.

Damon

Stefan: I'm not big on digging. Callouses.
Caroline: You bury corpses all the time!
Stefan: Yeah, but I don't dig them up.

I'm annoyed. I'm going through a highly emotional situation right now and you're just sitting there mocking me.

Caroline [to Stefan]

So was Kai right about me? By turning into a vampire, I completely changed?

Elena

Just get out of here, don't look back.

Elena [to Tyler]

I'm not gonna calm down. I would've done anything for you. And you chose death over me.

Tyler [to Liv]

Liam: Caroline Forbes, the girl from the swimming hole.
Caroline: Liam! The boy I forgot existed!

[to Damon] Congratulations! Everything you know about your mom is wrong.

Kai

Vampire Diaries Quotes

Oooh, you know I don't know. Every time we try and go on a date you get kidnapped, I get sent to a prison world, or your feelings get compelled away...

Damon

Damon: My new girlfriend. Andie Starr. Action News.
Alaric: It's not called Action News.
Damon: I know. I like just saying it.