Damon: Merry Christmas, Ric.
Alaric: I killed you.
Caroline: WHAT?
Alaric: He deserved it.

Damon: They buried me, Stefan, in a shallow grave. Not even in the family plot.
Stefan: Well, it's hard to be sympathetic about your death when you're standing right in front of me.

Damon: I see you decided to join us. I was just asking Peter what's the worst thing he's ever done.
Alaric: Well, mine was not making sure you were permanently dead.

Damon, I work for the Devil. I don't have to play fair.

Stefan

Take it from me. Elena Gilbert never really goes away.

Stefan [to Sybil]

Dorian: How dumb do you think I am?
Seline: On a scale from Matt to Alaric, you're right in the middle.

You wanna know what I did after I became a vampire? I graduated. I went to college. I became a news anchor.

Caroline

Caroline: Well, looks like we have a rat in the cellar.
Sybil: Are you annoyed? I always thought that was your resting face.

Matt: This isn't a good time.
Caroline: Well, this phone call is not going to make it any better.

Alright ladies, grab on.

Sybil

You're the one who did this to him, so un-impossible it. Now.

Caroline

Caroline: Vicki Donovan?
Vicki: Yeah, Caroline Forbes. Last time I checked, that was my name.

Vampire Diaries Quotes

Oooh, you know I don't know. Every time we try and go on a date you get kidnapped, I get sent to a prison world, or your feelings get compelled away...

Damon

Damon: My new girlfriend. Andie Starr. Action News.
Alaric: It's not called Action News.
Damon: I know. I like just saying it.