Take it from the guy who supposedly got it all and is sitting with bubkis. Stop moping about who are not and start being the guy you are.

Damon [to Stefan]

Enzo: I need you to think about me.
Bonnie: No.

Stefan: Well, this looks promising.
Damon: Eh. I’ve seen worse.

You changed my life, you know that? You completely turned it around. And for that, i will always love you even though I know you don’t love me the same way.

Alaric [to Caroline]

No matter what happens, Caroline, you, me, the kids, we’re a family. We will always, always be a family.

Alaric

He’s Damon. Like a cockroach. Always survives.

Caroline [to Stefan]

Bonnie: If you think this means you’re forgiven…
Damon: I am SO forgiven!

Look, we can't escape this life, Care. So shouldn't we make sure we're at least living it right?

Alaric

Stefan. Hello, brother.

Damon

Enzo: Wanna watch some TV?
Damon: Nah, I was just going to read for a little while.
Enzo: Alright. Night then.

My life is over, Stefan. My life has been over for a century and a half. Ever since you took it from me.

Damon

Caroline: You snuck into my house and found my old wedding book?
Bonnie: How else was I going to out-Caroline Forbes Caroline Forbes?

Vampire Diaries Quotes

Oooh, you know I don't know. Every time we try and go on a date you get kidnapped, I get sent to a prison world, or your feelings get compelled away...

Damon

Damon: My new girlfriend. Andie Starr. Action News.
Alaric: It's not called Action News.
Damon: I know. I like just saying it.