Sometimes it pays to be the only normal one in a town of vampires. I'm practically invisible.

Matt

Damon: Don't rile him up. He's testy when he's being self-righteous.
Stefan: I'm not being self-righteous Damon. I'm just not interested in slaughtering innocent human beings anymore.
Damon: Fair enough. My mistake. You used to be self-righteous.

No more No Humanity Stefan. There's a road called recovery and we are on it.

Damon

You wear a ring that lets you cheat death, Ric. How many times can you die before it changes you?

Dr. Meredith Fell

Damon is too arrogant to think his only friend would betray him.

Alaric

Elena: I didn't tell you that so you could torture me about it.
Caroline: What are friends for?

I've watched The Bachelor. Fair is fair. It's Stefan's turn!

Caroline

Elena: You look very dapper.
Stefan: You look very beautiful.

After everything I put you through, I'm just honored to be your date tonight.

Stefan

Sorry to spoil your seven minutes in heaven. We have a problem.

Damon

I don't have to prove anything, love. I am the alpha male.

Klaus

You don't know who I am, Elena. You only know the weakest part of me.

Alaric

Vampire Diaries Quotes

Oooh, you know I don't know. Every time we try and go on a date you get kidnapped, I get sent to a prison world, or your feelings get compelled away...

Damon

Damon: My new girlfriend. Andie Starr. Action News.
Alaric: It's not called Action News.
Damon: I know. I like just saying it.