Popular The Vampire Diaries Quotes
Little tip from a professional. Next time you want to kill a bazillion year old psycho, don't choose a sword from the junior's section.
Damon [to Enzo]
Bonnie: Do you wanna talk about i--
Alaric: Nope.
Bonnie: Okay. Didn't think so.
Bastard links his life to my mom's and then engages in a duel. What is this, Hamlet community theatre?
Damon
When 9 Russians tell you you're drunk, you lie down.
Enzo [to Bonnie]
Caroline: I didn't believe it either, but then I ate 9 ice cream sundaes from noon to 3:00, and none of my clothes fit, and then there was that whole part with the doctor and the ultrasound so...yeah.
I'm only here because Stefan's a mama's boy and I don't want the silent treatment for the next century.
Damon
Stefan: Have any advice?
Lily: Tell her you love her. Never forget what she must be going through. And then, one day, be prepared for her to sacrifice everything for them. Not that I'm one to give advice.
I'm not going anywhere because I love you.
Stefan [to Caroline]
Okay, this vervain stings like a bitch and this family drama makes the prospect of Hell look like Disneyland. So, please, one swift stab straight through the heart. Let's get this over with.
Damon
We wouldn't be a family without you, Lily. I love you.
Nora
Valerie: It’s just us. Beau couldn’t bring himself to say goodbye.
Damon: I’m sure he just couldn’t find the right words to say.
Stefan: How many times do you get a second chance to deliver your mother’s eulogy?
Damon: Good point, brother. How’s this? Lily, you were a terrible mother when you were alive and you were a terrible mother when you were dead. [to Stefan] You’re right. That does feel good.
