Stefan hangs up his hero hair for the girl. And here I thought my future was bleak.

Damon

Pick a side, Enzo. Us or them.

Caroline

Bonnie: Do you have any idea how long three seconds are in a life or death situation?
Damon: In the first second, I thought how amazing it would feel to have Elena in my arms again. By second number two, I had kissed her. And by the third, I remembered you're my best friend and that if anything ever happened to you, I would lose my mind. So yes, Bonnie, I do know how long three seconds are.
Bonnie: Just checking...
Damon: I will wait for her. And you're going to help me. You're stuck with me too.

So Damon screws up, Caroline gets grabbed, and I get to wind up dead? Doesn't it ever feel like we're fighting the wrong enemy?

Matt

Alaric: You wouldn't think it's weird that I'm trying to contact my fiance who's been dead for months?
Bonnie: Honestly, after everything we've experienced, it'd be weird if you weren't.

Enzo: I'm not here to be one of your children, Lily.
Lily: Then why are you here, Lorenzo? Why did you choose us?
Enzo: There was no 'us' in my choice. I choose you. I'm here because of you.

Stefan: You killed him, didn't you?
Damon: Tyler? No. Jeremy once, but are we really bringing that up right now?

[to Bonnie] So, about how long do we have before this evil engulfs the world? I'm just trying to plan my week.

Damon

Aw, my besties are buds again. Let's go make a deal.

Damon

Damon: So, who's up for a little old fashioned hostage swap?
Alaric: Does agreeing to go mean you putting on pants?

Lily: Damon, if you have harmed Oscar in any way--
Damon: Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's not my first hostage swap.

Nora: You reek of blood.
Damon: Well...I've been binging.
Stefan: And I've been judging.

Vampire Diaries Quotes

Oooh, you know I don't know. Every time we try and go on a date you get kidnapped, I get sent to a prison world, or your feelings get compelled away...

Damon

Damon: My new girlfriend. Andie Starr. Action News.
Alaric: It's not called Action News.
Damon: I know. I like just saying it.