Tyler: Screw you, dude.
Damon: Dude? Really? Dude?!?

All I can think about is blood!

Vicki

We choose our own path. Our values and our actions, they define who we are.

Stefan

Is it skunk? Saint Bernard? Bambi?

Damon

If you're so worried that someone is on to you, why don't you leave town, Damon?

Stefan

Damon: That girl is gonna thank me for what I did to her.
Elena: Did you thank Katherine?

Damon: I think I know what can help you.
Vicki: What's that?
Damon: Death.

That's the thing about Damon. He doesn't get mad. He just gets even.

Stefan

I've been 17 years old since 1864.

Stefan

I'm getting really bored and impatient; and I don't do bored and impatient.

Damon

You just don't wanna die, do you?

Damon [to Vicki]

Elena: If you mean me no harm, then you'll go.
Stefan: I never wanted this.

Vampire Diaries Quotes

You want a love that consumes you. You want passion and adventure, and even a little danger... I want you to get everything you're looking for. But for right now, I want you to forget that this happened. Can't have people knowing I'm in town yet. Goodnight, Elena.

Damon

Dear Elena, yes you heard that correctly. Hell has frozen over. I'm writing it all down. Granted, I'm half a bottle in thanks to my 1950 Chateau Cheval Blanc, a bottle I waited 65 years to open. I used to spend nights sitting in my wine cellar convincing myself I could hear it age, tannins growing, fermenting, but appreciating its beauty didn't make time go by any faster. The bottle just laid there on its shelf, torturing me while I waited for Katherine and time stood still. Eventually I convinced myself that no sip of that wine could ever taste as good as I dreamt it would. And that is the story of why I drink bourbon. I don't know who I am without you, but I know that as long as I'm with you, time will stand still. So who is Damon Salvatore without Elena Gilbert? A selfish friend, a jealous brother, a horrible son? Or maybe with a little luck, I'll do right by you. Because you may be a thousand miles away or a hundred years away, but you're still here with me and my heart is right there in that coffin with you. Until you come back to me.

Damon