We're a team. We could travel the world together. We could try out for The Amazing Race!

Damon

Elena: You don't have to push me away. I can do this.
Stefan: I can't.

Stefan: You're blaming innocent people for something that happened 145 years ago.
Damon: No one here is innocent!

This isn't about love. This is about revenge.

Stefan

Damon: I could rip your heart out and not think twice about it.
Stefan: I've heard that before.

Damon: What are we doing here?
Stefan: Bonding.

Let's summon some spirits. This Emily chick has some serious explaining to do.

Caroline

You could always just leave, find another town to turn into your own Gas 'n Sip.

Stefan

I've sworn off men forever, but it doesn't mean I can't observe them from a safe distance.

Jenna

Bonnie: I'm gonna scream.
Damon: No. Don't do that. Let's stay on point.

Elena: A simple 'I didn't kill my brother text would have sufficed.'
Stefan: I didn't kill my brother.

Matt: What's wrong with "hey?"
Caroline: It reeks of awkward subtext.

Vampire Diaries Quotes

Oooh, you know I don't know. Every time we try and go on a date you get kidnapped, I get sent to a prison world, or your feelings get compelled away...

Damon

Damon: My new girlfriend. Andie Starr. Action News.
Alaric: It's not called Action News.
Damon: I know. I like just saying it.