The Vampire Diaries Quotes
Matt: What's wrong with "hey?"
Caroline: It reeks of awkward subtext.
I'll adopt the Stefan diet, only nothing with feathers.Damon
It does dead flesh good.Damon [on coffee]
Everywhere that I go, pain and death follow. Damon follows. No more.Stefan
I have to kill him.Stefan [on Damon]
I'm worse than shallow. I'm a kiddie pool.Caroline
Lexi: The famous Elena?
Elena: Towel girl.
Lexi: I've been called worse.
Damon: Does it get tiring, being so righteous?
Elena: It flares up in the presence of psychopaths.
Stefan smiles. Alert the media!Damon
Caroline: It's just some stupid necklace.
Damon: You are the only stupid thing here.
Turns out Vicki is just like our mother. I can't count on either of them.Matt
Damon: Do you have my crystal?
Damon: Then I'm not having a good time.