I hope you got your shittin' pants on. Cause you, are about to shit your pants.

Negan

If we start tomorrow right now, everything we've beaten, everything we've endured, everything we've risen above, everything we've become ...if we start tomorrow right now, no matter what comes next, we've won ...we've already won!

Rick

Get on your knees.

Rick

Thanks for saving my life before. And other time. Oh, and the other time. Maybe today. Thanks.

Eugene

You got some beach ball-size lady-nuts on you, coming in all kamikaze like that.

Negan

No matter how things go down, I got your back.

Sasha

Jesus: When I was first here, I was never here. I always found it hard getting close to anyone: neighbors, friends, boyfriends.

You like ice cream? We have ice cream.

Simon

Negan: I feel like I ought to give you a signing bonus.
Eugene: i was gifted these pickles.

I am indeed a smarty pants.

Eugene

I report directly to Negan, which means you report directly to my ass.

Eugene

Carol: Let me give you some advice. It's gonna be dark soon. Don't wander around here on your own. You'll get yourself killed.
Benjamin: Same goes for you too right?
Carol: You're not me.