If you knew us, if you knew anything, you would kill us. But you can't.

Carl

I'd like to take it back to awkward silence now.

Eugene

Kid. I ain't gonna lie. You scare the shit out of me.

Negan

If you keep thinking everyone's an enemy, then enemies are all you're gonna find.

Tara

Do soy sauce packets count as food?

Tara

Cindy: Nobody's evil. They just decide to forget who they are.
Tara: Some people are evil, Cindy. I've seen it. That's why I have to get back now.

I'm not saving you anymore.

Carl

For now, I'm your Negan.

Simon

Sasha: He's an idiot.
Maggie: He's a coward. They're more dangerous.

Negan: Of course. Really kid?
Carl: You should go...before you find out how dangerous we really are.
Negan: Well pardon me, young man, excuse the shit out of my goddamned French, but did you just threaten me? Look, I get threatening Davy here, but I can't have it, not him, not me...
Rick [to Carl]: Look, just put it down...
Negan: Don't be rude, Rick. We are havin' a conversation here. Now boy. Where were we? Oh yeah. Your giant man-size balls. No threatening us. Listen, I like you, so I don't want to go hard provin' a point here. You don't want that. I said half your shit and half is what I say it is. I'm serious. Do you want me to prove how serious? Again?

I love a gal that takes me to dinner and doesn’t expect me to put out.

Negan

I'm dealing in certainties, and I'm doing my part to give them what they want.

Eugene

The Walking Dead Quotes

You can breathe. You can blink. You can cry. Hell, they're all gonna be doing that.

Negan

In case you haven't caught on, I just slipped my dick down your throat, and you thanked me for it.

Negan