Up All Night Season 1 Quotes
The off brand guests can help themselves to their Best Value potato discs and Diet Dr. Popper.
Ava
This is really weird playground conversation.
Chris
Reagan: Chris, oh my god, I was gone like thirty seconds!
Chris: They ambushed me babe! I need you to be the hammer in situations like that. They just, I'm just a get along guy.
You guys probably thought my wife cut one right?
Chris
He doesn't know I'm calling you. I'm on the bathroom phone.
Ava
NO! N.O. on the coin slot!
Reagan
I'm Ava, I don't even need a last name.
Ava
Don't they make a little carrier thing for babies like they do for Pomeranians? That way you could just stow her.
Ava
Reagan: The Jets suck!
Chris: Rex Ryan is turning them around!
Reagan: Oh you're a fool!
You're probably wondering what's this mystery guy up to, something illegal? Is he a tagger, is he the anonymous street artist Banksy?
Chris
You can only throw food in your own home, we talked about this.
Reagan
You touch my crescent rolls and I will literally punch you in the throat!
Ava
