Venture Brothers
Sundays 11:30 PM on Cartoon NetworkVenture Brothers Season 4 Quotes
General Treister: I have the cancer of the pee-pee, nothing anyone on Earth can do about that.
Col. Hunter-Gathers: Sir, you can't kill yourself.
General Treister: I said nothing anyone *on Earth* can do about it.
Agent 21: Uh let me guess, Sphinx Headquarters?
Shoreleave: Was it the giant sphinx?
Agent 21: No it smells like out of work OSI D-bags.
Dean: What's our mission?
Dr. Venture: Your mission is to have the best damn home-school prom 500$ can buy!
If you simpletons are not embarrassed, I will be embarrassed for you. Now let's set sail.
Col. Hunter Gathers
Pirate Captain: We grow our own pot and legalize the gay marriage.
Shoreleave: I am going to retire here.
Monstroso: Let me tuck you in. Is that too tight?
Billy: There is no blood getting to my face.
Sgt. Hatred: You can't just hose him like a convict.
Brock: He's got ants on his ass. This is how you deal with the problem.
He get's that way around death, it's like he is in a Creed video.
Eros
Brock: Someone is in my car!
Hank: Now that's a super power. He can do that from 10 states away.
Professor Impossible: Ok Dean, who's first?
Mr. Polygamy: I am Mr. Polygamy and this is Mrs. Polygamy, Mrs. Polygamy, Mrs. Polygamy, and Mrs. Polygamy.
Phantom Limb: On the upside, Vernor did a great job as the cabby, until you gassed him.
Professor Impossible: Alright that's just passive aggressive friend.
Night, night Doctor Venture, pleasant screams.
Phantom Limb
