Peter, this is like me taking you to the Yankee stadium and listening to the game in the parking lot.

Neal

I'm a criminal, we keep odd hours.

Neal

Neal [to Peter]: What do you say Newman? Ready to con the mob out of half a million?
Peter: Lead the way, kid.

You have a lot of rules for someone who doesn't play by them.

Peter

Did you really put Elizabeth under surveillance before you asked her out? Peter, I underestimated you.

Neal

Elizabeth: Mozzie, Neal...what are you two doing here?
Neal: Hey Elizabeth, is Satchmo free this afternoon?

I hope you don't forget about anything between us.

Neal

Think I'm in trouble?

Neal [about Sara and Elizabeth talking]

Alex [about Sara]: I think she's great.
Neal: It's not like that.
Alex: Yeah, it is.

Cigar tube nice - FBI is breaking out the Thunder Bolts for this one.

Neal

No Peter, menacing - you look like a person whose kid just struck out.

Neal

Don't give me the be careful speech, I invented the be careful speech.

Peter