No pigeons were harmed in the making of this Ruby.

Neal [to Clinton Jones]

Neal [to Peter]: What do you say Newman? Ready to con the mob out of half a million?
Peter: Lead the way, kid.

Smoking makes you look weak.

Jennings

Death bed epiphanies aren't your style, buddy.

Neal [to Mozzie]

Elizabeth: Mozzie, Neal...what are you two doing here?
Neal: Hey Elizabeth, is Satchmo free this afternoon?

Peter, this is like me taking you to the Yankee stadium and listening to the game in the parking lot.

Neal

Caffrey: How upset were the Canadians?
Peter: Oh, very... well, as upset as Canadians can get.

I didn't steal it - I photo copied it.

Neal

Elizabeth: You just happened to have the will in your pocket?
Peter: Yeah, Eagle Scout, always be prepared.

You don't get to Shh me.

Peter

Neal: Peter, I'm starting to like you again.
Peter: Oh well, then we're hanging out too much.

Neal: I think we should stay here...
Mozzie: Hey Heff!