Favorite Wilfred Quotes
Imagine how hilarious I'd look wearing a full-bodied animal suit.
I will not rest until every cat in Venice is dead. And then I will move to my ultimate goal of making earrings out of the bronze testicles of every postal worker in the greater Los Angeles area.
Ryan
Ryan: I'm returning the cats. There's no reason to keep them.
Wilfred: Dude, I was literally just about to kill them.
Jenna: Could you ever forgive me?
Ryan: I do everything else for ya.
What about your boss's suicide? I mean someone ate his brains. That's twisted. Did they find who did that, by the way?
Ryan: We need to get to a hospital.
Wilfred: Come on Ryan, Bear doesn't have insurance.
All that you see here are creations of your own mind. Perhaps that is why I am such a stereotype.
Red Wolf
Hey, Ryyyyy - cironi, the San Francisco treat. Now in the new chicken.
Drew
Do you ever wonder what it would be like if Wilfred could talk?
Drew
How can I compete with a purebred?
I just watched Jenna take it in the hands from every guy in the neighborhood.
Yeah she pet you once. Who sleeps on the bed every night?
