Favorite Wilfred Quotes
Jenna: That's just the pain killers talking.
Drew: No it's not, Jenna-ration X.
This isn't a game. I need answers. Who am I? What am I?
You're not the first Wilfred, Wilfred.
Ryan
Wilfred: Battlestar Galactica!
Ryan: What did you think of the ending?
Wilfred: Frak you Ryan!
You think I don't have a pair of dick shears? I do.
Innocent? He stole the jalapenos off my bagel...five times.
Amanda
The most logical explanation has been right in front my eyes this whole time...mental illness.
Ryan
The first step to me getting better is finally understanding that this isn't actually happening.
Ryan
Maybe I'm magical. Maybe you're crazy. The answers will come in good time.
What happens if my old owner wants me back? I'd want me back. I mean, look at this shit.
The idea of watching you die seemed, I don't know, orgasmic?
Stinky (to Ryan)
Here's me looking out the window at absolutely nothing. I did that for like four or five hours.
