Wilfred Quotes
Jenna: Could you ever forgive me?
Ryan: I do everything else for ya.
Ryan: I'm returning the cats. There's no reason to keep them.
Wilfred: Dude, I was literally just about to kill them.
I will not rest until every cat in Venice is dead. And then I will move to my ultimate goal of making earrings out of the bronze testicles of every postal worker in the greater Los Angeles area.
Ryan
Imagine how hilarious I'd look wearing a full-bodied animal suit.
Ryan: Maybe there will be a feel good ending, like all the cats are found safe.
Wilfred: Or sex-butchered by a psychopath.
Tits, let's move.
Rob
Nice job, Squishy T.
Rob
Ryan: Wilfred, these are pets. People will be looking for them.
Wilfred: They're cats Ryan. No one cares.
Who's meowing now bitches?!?!
Wilfred: Do you remember the scratch on my face, Ryan?
Ryan: The one that's still there? Yes.
Three of the bastards jumped me whilst I was in the back alley, taking the trash out of the trash.
Ryan: Another Hillary Swank dream?
Wilfred: She was wearing a g-string in this one. Ryan it was so real.
