Wilfred Season 2 Quotes
Wilfred: You're not crazier than anybody else.
Ryan: Said the dog to the man.
Innocent? He stole the jalapenos off my bagel...five times.
Amanda
Without you I have no purpose. I'm nothing. It's like I don't even exist.
You think I don't have a pair of dick shears? I do.
Wilfred: Battlestar Galactica!
Ryan: What did you think of the ending?
Wilfred: Frak you Ryan!
You're not the first Wilfred, Wilfred.
Ryan
This isn't a game. I need answers. Who am I? What am I?
Jenna: That's just the pain killers talking.
Drew: No it's not, Jenna-ration X.
Yeah she pet you once. Who sleeps on the bed every night?
I just watched Jenna take it in the hands from every guy in the neighborhood.
How can I compete with a purebred?
Ryan: Are you telling me you've never smelled another dog on Jenna's hands?
Wilfred: Well yeah but that's just from her pushing other dogs away.
