Wynonna Earp
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Waverly: If you’re going to kill me, let’s get to it.
Jolene: I’m sorry if I triggered you.
Waverly: Triggered? You tried to destroy me.
Jolene: Yeah, but I failed, right? You were rescued by the love and support of your family and friends. Now you’re happy, healthy. I mean I’m kinda medium on the hair, but otherwise, you are thriving, girl. You know while I was watching you sleep, I did a little bit of reflecting on the last time we hung out, and just how terrible it was for both of us. And I realized something. I’m not mad at you anymore. I’m sad for you.
Waverly: Jolene, always a liar.
Jolene: That’s why I want to help you.
Waverly: You’ve been in the fog for far too long because you’ve lost your goddamn mind.
Jolene: Don’t you get it Waverly? Demons are just fallen angels. Everything you have been fighting your whole life, you’re on of them, whether you want to admit it or not. You and I are the same.
Waverly: Shut up.
Jolene: I mean you may not want to call me sister, but we are kin.
Waverly: The first thing we want to say Wynonna is that we love you very much, and this is not an attack.
Wynonna: It’s worse. It’s a goddamn intervention.
Wynonna: Waverly?
Angel Waverly: Your journey is over, Wynonna Earp, and mine has just begun.
Waverly: Wynonna, you seem so…
Wynonna: Dedicated to keeping my friends and family safe?
Waverly: Really sad and lonely.
Wynonna: Well, we don’t all have the luxury of happily ever after.
Waverly: Doc loves you, and so do we.
Wynonna: Just keep the stupid gun.
Wynonna: I’m not going anywhere without my sister or my friends, who rumor has it, you have in your Barbie dream house here.
Graham: You can’t stay behind. This facility, your town, the entire Ghost River Triangle will be swallowed up by the fog in a matter of days.
Wynonna: I’m not leaving Purgatory to get wiped out. We stay and we fight.
Graham: There’s no way to fight this. We tried to destroy the fog and we failed. We tried to contain it and we failed.
Wynonna: I’ve been defending our shithole for too long against too many powerful enemies to lose it to magic weather, so get me my Agent Chetri. I need him to fix this.
Jolene: Does it ever get boring playing the role of damsel in distress?
Waverly: I don’t play the damsel.
Jolene: Or is it that you just don’t want the burden of being a hero?
Waverly: I’m plenty heroic.
Jolene: Well, you weren’t willing to sit on the throne, were you? You didn’t stop Bulshar from opening up the Garden and enslaving humanity.
Waverly: ‘Cause I knew Wynonna would stop him, and she did.
Jolene: Yeah, and now she drinks herself to sleep every single night while you giggle in Nicole’s arms. Are you punishing Wynonna because she was chosen and you weren’t.
Waverly: No, no, no, I’ve been by her side every step of the way.
Jolene: Not lately, and now you have all this talent, and you’re channeling it into wedding planning?
Waverly: Save your patronizing mouth garbage. I can be a hero and a wife.
Jolene: Waverly, you have wanted your whole life to be special.
Waverly: I won’t tap into a power I can’t control.
Jolene: Those hash marks, those are all lives Wynonna has had to snuff out to save yours. Yeah, some of them were demons, but you and I both know some of them weren’t. Imagine the weight of all of that blood on her hands because you wouldn’t lift one single angelic finger just to help her.
Waverly: This is a trick. That’s not what this is.
Jolene: Let me help you be free.
Jolene: You’re so beautiful. You’re more gorgeous than I could have ever imagined.
Angel Waverly: You are nothing to me.
Jolene: Who made you. Now we’re gonna destroy the whole world.
Angel Waverly: Yes, but you will not bear witness.
Wynonna: She’s my sister.
Nicole: She’s my future wife.
Wynonna: Well, look, if marrying my sister was legal, I would have done it already, so check your privilege hot wheels.
Nicole: Dude, it’s my gear. I know how to work it.
Wynonna: Casey’s my friend. I know how to work him.
Nicole: What does that even mean?
Wynonna: It means we have a mind-meld thing happening ever since we cooked chili together.
Nicole: It’s my fucking turn, Wynonna. You went into the Garden to save her, and I went home alone. For 18 months, I did it alone. I’m not gonna do that again. I am doing this.
Rachel [to Wynonna]: She’s right. It is her turn.
Wynonna: All right, fine, but only because we’re wasting time arguing. Strap in, strap on, get your stuff. Save my sister before she goes crazy and rips her face off.
Wynonna: You want me to admit I have a problem? Well, here’s my problem, it’s a big one. If I stop killing demons, everyone I love, like you, gets eaten.
Waverly: Or maybe that’s what you’ve been telling yourself, Wynonna, because you like it a little too much.
Wynonna: I don’t hear anyone else complaining about being not dead ‘cause I’ve taken out too many demons.
Waverly: What about Holt? He was human.
Wynonna: Why is it that when you kill a Clanton it’s the right thing to do, but when I do it, it’s a problem?
Graham: I was hoping you’d reconsider vampire, but now I see you are committed to the losing side.
Doc: I will not let you hurt one hair on their heads.
Jeremy: General, please, this is not what our mission is about. We swore to protect these people.
Graham: You’ve seen the files, agent. Maldito, Monument, we can’t protect anyone, but I know now that the real tragedy of our failed missions is we left our most valuable assets behind.
Jeremy: Demons.
Graham: I won’t make the same mistake again.
Jeremy: And the humans?
Graham: Acceptable collateral damage.
Jeremy: He won Shorty’s trivia last week.
Wynonna: Oh my god. Is that tragic?
Jeremy: I mean he was part of the community, our community, not yours. Obviously because you lost.
Wynonna: I know I was eliminated, but how was I supposed to know Toby Maguire isn’t Spiderman anymore?
Jeremy: We all know.
