Wynonna Earp
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Nicole: Show of hands here, who voted for me? Well, I don’t care. I’m not embarrassed about it. We all do things we regret, right? So, yeah, OK, I am chicken kicker, but I’m still gonna be your sheriff ‘cause I made a promise. I made a promise to serve and protect every single person in this town even those that break the law or slice their grilled cheese sandwich lengthwise instead of diagonally, which I’ve never understood, or don’t like me because I’m an outsider, because I’m gay.
Man: I don’t care that she’s gay.
Nicole: Even those who have literally ate feces.
Man: You eat shit one time…
Nedley: And it’s kind of like kicking a chicken one time. You know folks, we’ve all made mistakes, and it usually happens with things we care about the most.
Man: We do need you, Sheriff Haught.
Nedley: Revotes’ unanimous. You’re reinstated.
Waverly: We were lost. Then there was fog, and suddenly, poof, no fog.
Casey: Fog? You guys are spiraling.
Wynonna: What?
Casey: Wiling.
Waverly: Huh?
Casey: High. You’re both very, very high. See, here’s what happened: I sold you some weed.
Wynonna: OK.
Casey: Then you smoked the weed.
Wynonna: OK, so far this is all checking out.
Casey: Hybrid. Really lets you disconnect. Forget about all your troubles.
Waverly: Even your name?
Casey: Man, you really hauled on that thing. Hey, go home. Find snacks. Do not watch the movie “Cats.” They say it’s hilarious, but you’ll never look at Dame Judi Dench the same every again.
Hey, boy, it’s Britney, bitch. I’m here for the extractor.
Waverly: This isn’t right.
Wynonna: No shit ladybug.
Waverly: Are you late for school?
Wynonna: Whore school.
Wynonna: I have a Wynonna Earp. OK, all right, and I have a Waverly Earp.
Waverly: A little loose, but these buttons are definitely familiar.
Waverly: Waverly.
Wynonna: You’re a cop, Wynonna. Now it makes sense why you punched that guy, and you’re bossy.
Waverly: My training just kicked right in.
Wynonna: Pro.
Waverly: To be honest, hitting the guy felt good. Like there was this rush. What does that say about me?
Wynonna: That your teeny tiny body was pumped full of adrenaline. Whiskey. I like Whiskey.
Waverly: Maybe it’s a bar. Maybe you work there.
Wynonna: Maybe there’s a Halloween party.
Amon: It was a treat, and let me say, if you were thinking of Doc the whole time, it’s OK. Because I know I was.
Wynonna: I’d just back off a smidge if I were you. Remember the time I got my demon-killing gun back.
Waverly: Speaking of slacks, come to BBD. Bring pants. Is that code?
Nicole: That’s Wynonna.
Doc: I should get back to my party.
Amon: Your party? In my bar? Holliday, you haven’t bought me booze in weeks, yet you sit there drinking my wares.
Doc: As a once proprietor myself may I offer this, employees will work harder for honey.
Amon: Well, speaking of honey, can you give this to your friend Wynonna. It’s funny. I thought she would taste sweeter.
Doc: Oh you poor fool. The only think Wynonna detests more than demons is her exes.
Amon: Oh I think I bought immunity since I helped her find her gun.
Doc: She will happily turn on you, front or back.
Amon: She was happy when I turned her front and back.
Doc: Wynonna?
Waverly: What?
Wynonna: Well, happy Halloween premium rhapsody.
Doc: Did Nedley tell you to come help?
Wynonna: Yes, she said you were short-staffed. Just remind me real quick, what’s our drug testing policy?
Doc: I have business to attend to. I would prefer to do it alone. I’m in no mood for your games.
Waverly [to Doc]: Are you her boyfriend?
Wynonna: We’ve def smashed, right?
Doc: Oh you are as mature as ever. You are also in on whatever this is.
Waverly: Don’t step on my nuts, man. I’m off duty.
Waverly: I’m getting married.
Wynonna: Yeah, you are.
Waverly: And Nicole’s my person.
Wynonna: She’s a good one.
Waverly: But you’re my sister. Nothing will ever change that, Wynonna. You are and have always been my hero.
Wynonna: It’s easy when you know exactly what you’re fighting for.
Casey: Dude, I’m not a hero. I’m a fuck up.
Doc: You can be both. Do you know what the opposite of fear is?
Casey: Wraith?
Doc: It is love. I have literally been to hell and back. I lost my best friend. I never even known my own daughter. All that loss and the fear of losing so much more has been a yoke on my neck, but love, it’s always lightened the load. And I’m not ready to lose my greatest love of all – the Earp sisters, both of them, of course.
Casey: Damn, that’s way better than the shit I wrote.
Waverly: I may not know who I am, but I know I’m not alone.
Wynonna: You were the best sister I ever had.
Waverly: How do you know?
Wynonna: I know.
