Wynonna Earp
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Wynonna: You should smile more. You’d be prettier.
Waverly: Reverse sexism is still sexism, Wynonna.
Cleo: Are you here to kill me?
Doc: I promised your brother I would not.
Cleo: But I want you to. Please, just make the whole thing end.
Doc: We need to tend to whatever’s left of your mother.
Cleo: I can’t. I need her to tell me what to do next.
Doc: You need to snap out of whatever this is. You’ll flood the whole damn county with those tears, love. Seeing a girl cry will break any man’s heart, but when that girl is brave, tenacious, fierce, well, you’re nearly tearing this outlaw’s heart in two.
Cleo: Well, fuck me, that was hot.
Wynonna: Loblaw’s into your flaming lady buns.
Waverly: Stop.
Wynonna: That stone-cold battle axe wants you to pat the bunny.
Waverly: It’s not funny. What if there’s something seriously wrong with her?
Wynonna: Baby girl, what’s wrong with Bun-Bun is she’s a homophobic ho, and you fixed it with your magical coogi.
Waverly: Stop.
Wynonna: Honestly, I am in awe.
Doc: What did happen with you and Ma’am Clanton?
Waverly: I don’t remember. I only touched her. Could that have killed her?
Doc: You are powerful.
Waverly: But all I want is to be happy. I’m engaged. I’m in love. I want that for everyone, including you.
Doc: I know little lamb.
Amon: And that’s when I knew not only was I going to win the bullfight, but I was going to become Spain’s champion matador.
Nicole: She’s a vegan:
Wynonna: Amon, I am extremely interested in bull riding or being ridden like one.
Amon: OK, why are you doing this?
Wynonna: Because Waverly’s never inviting you to motorboat in her marina.
Waverly: Wynonna!
Wynonna: Everybody loves Waverly. It’s always Waverly, Waverly, Waverly.
Nicole: It’s your wedding. It should have everything that you want. You want costume changes, or skywriting?
Waverly: Are you making fun of me?
Nicole: We should release doves or butterflies, and we need to nail down a wedding hashtag, like stat.
Waverly: Someone’s here. I should…
Nicole: Hey, hey, what about WavNic or HeatWave? WayHaught? No that’s ridiculous.
Amon: That word too big for you? I don’t sleep with animals.
Wynonna: Would you consider a slightly oversexed gunslinger. I give great… everything.
Waverly: Is she dead?
Jeremy: Technically. [Frog ribbits] Yes, it worked. It worked.
Waverly: What worked?
Jeremy: Can’t you see? She’s in the frog.
Waverly: You put my girlfriend into a frog?
Jeremy: And you’re welcome.
Nicole: Waverly Earp.
Waverly: Please, let me. Nicole Haught, will you marry me?
Nicole: Yes. Yes. Yes, I will marry you.
Wynonna: My whole life demons, townspeople, enemies have tormented me and my family. OK, I have had to kill again and again just to live another day. Doc, do you think I give a shit about honor?
Doc: You have had to do those things because of Wyatt Earp.
Wynonna: Yeah, you were his best friend.
Doc: I was.
Wynonna: I think you’re just pissed because he told the truth about you in that video.
Doc: You think that was the truth about me? Maybe.
Wynonna: Do you want me just to say it, Henry? I like you because you’re not perfect. You’re all busted up inside like me.
Doc: I do not want to be anymore.
Wynonna: Must be nice to have a choice.
Doc: You have a choice, Wynonna. Did you ever wonder why the Clantons never turned revenant? Because, yes, I had to clean up Wyatt Earp’s mess when he shot and he ran. At the OK Corral, I killed them.
Wynonna: Doc, I never run and I never will.
Doc: I guess you and that gun deserve each other.
Wynonna: You know these wenches?
Rosita: Yeah, some of them from a long time ago. Victims of Wyatt Earp.
Wynonna: America’s most beloved executioner. He was such a dick. How did he…
Rosita: Collateral damage. Wrong place, wrong time. Cursed once but protected here it seems.
Rosita: If the Earp curse is done Wynonna, why do you still need Peacemaker?
Wynonna: Because my work isn’t done.
Wynonna [to Peacemaker]: And neither is yours, with your holier than thou attitude, deciding who gets to wield your rusty ass. You think I’m not worthy. Judgy tool. You’re the one hiding like a little bitch.
Rosita: Wynonna, they’re coming.
Wynonna [to Peacemaker]: The curse may be over, but you know what, our enemies won’t stop coming just because we want them to. And I know you want what I want: to keep kicking evil ass. Enough bullshit. I do what needs to be done ‘cause I’m a hero, and you know what, sometimes, that makes me a killer.
Demon Nun: If you won’t fight, you’re both going to die.
Wynonna: Holy fuck. Come to mama. Hey, sexy. I missed you, too.
