How smart is going full fucking Rambo any time something goes wrong?

Yorick

You brought him here, under duress. They try to help us, this is how you treat 'em?

Roxanne

From the god-damn day you were born, the whole world told you you were the most important thing in it.

Agent 355

Agent 355: So, you can't do card tricks?
Yorick: No, of course, I can. It's just basic and fraudulent and beneath my skill level.

Agent 355: Call Me 355.
Yorick: Okay, cool, call me trapezoid.

I think it's going to get worse -- maybe a lot -- before it gets better.

President Brown

The President has never been a woman on the internet.

Jennifer Brown [read by Nora Brady]

She's the anti-immigrant, anti-government, anti-vaxxer with a Twitter following. Didn't she, like, try to bring a gun to a spin class? She should not be president.

Yorick

Marla Campbell: One person to find her, in a city of millions?
President Brown: I've already used more than my fair share of resources.
Marla Campbell: I'd've sent the whole damn army.

Would she be pretty? Would she be thin? Would the world be kind to her -- or would it make her feel small?

Marla Campbell

Yorick: How many other men have you found?
President Brown: We've found plenty of men. None with a Y chromosome.

Yorick: My dad taught Shakespeare.
Agent 355: They named you after a dead clown.

Y: The Last Man Quotes

I think it's going to get worse -- maybe a lot -- before it gets better.

President Brown

President Campbell: I like you, Jennifer. I want us to be friends again.
Jennifer: We will be, in about two and a half years.