Since I've met you, you've been kind of boy crazy. It's good to see you focusing on your work for a change.

Diana

Good! Just beware of gorgeous, sunny, without a cloud in sight because that's how I ended up taking my clothes off on the roof.

Maggie

Kelsey: Did you sleep with him?
Liza: No.
Kelsey: Good. Keep it that way. I'm going to give you some advice. Sleeping with the boss doesn't end well -- for any of us.

Kelsey: Liza, I'm really freaking out. Why would Josh have hit Charles?
Liza: Charles and I had a moment in the Hamptons.
Kelsey: What?!
Liza: It was just a spontaneous, irresponsible...
Kelsey: And Josh saw, and that's why he didn't propose.

You set him up with a girl and a job. Later we have to have a conversation about how not to be a doormat.

Diana

Claire: It still looks a bit angry.
Josh: Angry?
Claire: Defeated and blotchy.

Just so you know, I'm a jalapeno virgin.

Claire

Kelsey: OK. Did you read page 58?
Liza: Yes, and I'm trying hard to forget I ever did.

When you are in a long marriage, it's formative. You go through profound experiences together, like having children. It makes you who you are. It's like when two vines grow together and they turn into one plant. Sometimes they grow apart searching for sunlight in different directions, but there is still that part that is all twisted up together.

Charles

Pauline may have made a mess of my life, but she is not going to make a mess of us.

Charles

Maggie: You're helping both of your men get with other women?
Liza: Yep. I'm going to be just like Jane Austen. She helped create all of these great romantic relationships and died a spinster.

Maggie: So. How was lunch with the pube?
Liza: She is one complicated woman. Evidently, the real reason she wrote the book was to win Charles book, and she wants me as her editor to help her do that.
Maggie: She is not a pube, she's a goddamned bush!

Younger Quotes

It's like Goodnight Moon for adults. With blow jobs!

Liza

Wow. If she was OK with the sex change, maybe this won't be such a big deal.

Liza