Josh: I'm just sad.
Liza: Yeah, I'm sad, too.
Josh: You wanna be sad together?

Maggie: You seem more fake now than when you were acting like you were 26.
Liza: No, I'm just facing reality.
Maggie: You're running away from a life that you created for yourself, and as crazy as it was, it seemed a lot more authentic than whatver *this* is.

Liza: I don't want to lie anymore. I'm going to tell Kelsey everything.
Maggie: What?
Liza: She deserves to know!

Please don't ever disappear on me again!

Kelsey

Josh: That was great!
Liza: That was mourning sex.
Josh: What are you talking about? It's three o'clock in the afternoon!
Liza: You know what I mean...?

With Kelsey paralyzed with grief, I'm going to need you to pick up the slack.

Diana

Oh my God. You're a costume character in Times Square?

Liza

Maggie: And Kelsey's really gonna marry this creep?
Liza: Oh God, I hope not. He better tell her the truth, otherwise I have to. I can't lie to her.
Maggie: All you do is lie to her.
Liza: I only lie about my past, not her entire future.

Liza: I can't believe he's talking about eating me and my bosses are just laughing along like it's 1960.
Maggie: See? It doesn't matter what decade you're in, the biggest money makers get to misbehave.

Kelsey: You love having your little inside scoop, don't you?
Liza: Believe me, I don't. I hate keeping secrets from my friends.

My God. She walks like a lyric poem. Here's our Princess Pam Pam.

Moore

Charles: The idea that my company, my grandfather's company, can't survive without the overwritten fantasies of some handsy old man...
Liza: They really are overwritten.
Charles: Thank you.
Liza: Are you sure you don't want to hear about the sales on Amazon?

Younger Season 2 Quotes

It's like Goodnight Moon for adults. With blow jobs!

Liza

Wow. If she was OK with the sex change, maybe this won't be such a big deal.

Liza