Younger
Thursdays on Paramount+Younger Season 2 Quotes
Liza: Oh. He's not here. Maybe it really was a bad dream.
Maggie: Nope. it was real. You had a one night stand with your ex-husband. And he left you a note.
Liza: Since when is he a friend of the highline? He doesn't even know the highline.
Maggie: Well, he likes to get high.
Christ. Jackie Dunn walked in. Here she comes, hide the bread.
Diana
Liza: Are you really giving me this advice?
Kelsey: Yes! Sometimes you have to get under someone to get over someone.
I chose staying in the closet at work over going public with our relationship.
Liza
Sebastian: If there's one thing I hope people can get from that book, it's that you can totally reinvent your life on a whim.
Liza: I can totally relate to that.
Kelsey: Is there anyone else who is going to be surprised your status has changed to engaged?
Thad: Yes.
Kelsey: Like who?
Thad: My parents.
Kelsey: You haven't told your parents?
Thad: They're out of town!
Kelsey: Then my vagina is out of town!
Thad: Is your mouth out of town?
Stellaaaaaaa!
Sebastian
You know, before Josh, you didn't have sex for, what? Two years? Don't let your pilot light go out again. Just saying.
Maggie
Congratulations on your starter marriage.
Diana
It's weird. I posted my ring on Instagram a few days ago, and it hardly got any likes.
Kelsey
I know it is hard to see your good friends happy, but I just really need you to be excited for me!
Kelsey
