Here I've been worrying my head off about you, and you've been living the dream.

Michelle

Maggie: You need me to tell you what to do? Woman up.
Liza: You say that like you expect me to know who I am, but I don't, because I'm no longer a person. I'm a game of Risk.

Josh: Look, I don't know what our future holds, but I know I don't want to bail on this.
Liza: Me neither.
Josh: So, can we keep going?
Liza: Yes.

If we're gonna have this relationship, you gotta talk. You can't hide from everything.

Josh

Don't you get it? Bitch! There is no book!

Jade

Charles: I don't know what to say. It was very humid and the fabric on those shorts was very thin.
Diana: No need to explain yourself. These things happen. I can assure you we will get it off.

Charles, I know I speak for everyone in this room when I say how grateful we are for your generous endowment.

Diana

Josh: She kept climbing up my fire escape.
Liza: Wait...is that butt stuff?
Josh. No! I mean she was literally climbing up my fire escape! I couldn't get rid of her.

Every time Lauren gets the Empiriconda off one website, it pops up on another.

Liza

Jade: I'm sorry, but 'marketing strategies' sounds like something a sad dad would have on his LinkedIn page. Just, like, talk to me. Are you cool?
Diana: Yes. We're cool.

Lauren: This is Hector and Dorff's statement on Kelsey the Boss.
Kelsey: Oh my God! They hate me, too?!

Liza: Thank you for keeping my secret.
Josh: Yeah, well. Some secrets are worth keeping.

Younger Season 2 Quotes

It's like Goodnight Moon for adults. With blow jobs!

Liza

Wow. If she was OK with the sex change, maybe this won't be such a big deal.

Liza