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Thursdays on Paramount+Younger Season 4 Quotes
Lauren: Ohhh. She was very, very into you. You could have fried an egg on that cooch.
Maggie: Did...did she have a mustache?
Lauren: Honestly? It wasn't on her tits. That's all I was lookin' at.
Blackmailed? What kind of crowd are you running with? Oh yes, publishing.
Jay
Donna: Ah. Isn't this nice? I feel so warm and fuzzy.
Maggie: I'm not surprised. I mean, me too!
Liza: This is not like you to be so angry before you know the facts.
Charles: You're right. You're right, you're right. I don't know anything! I don't know how I'm going to replace our biggest earner. I don't know how I'm going to make payroll next month, and I don't know why you're dating a 40-something guy in publishing who isn't me!!
Get closer. Lips touching. We want the almost-kiss people! Do you want me to show you?
Diana
Josh: Just tell me. Why'd you have to kiss him?
Liza: Because some part of me just had to blow things up.
Josh: Why?
Liza: Because. I want you to have everything. I want you to have time to decide about kids. To decide when it's right, or, or if you want one or maybe even five. And maybe someday I can be that fun Aunt Liza who takes them to the beach or builds them fun blanket forts. I build the best blanket forts. Just please tell me that you'll be in my life. Please. Somehow. There's gotta be a better ending to us than this.
Josh: Yeah. OK. Goodnight, Liza.
Zane: Besides, we were gonna cut him from the roster anyway.
Kelsey: Why?
Zane: He's your problem now, he's your author.
Kelsey: OK. I'll go.
Zane: No, no, no. Stay. But no sleeping over. I saw the toothbrush and panties in your purse.
Kelsey: OK. Don't flatter yourself. I always have a toothbrush and panties in my purse. I'm a New Yorker.
Zane: Mmm hmm.
Kelsey: I have to tell you something.
Zane: Yeah?
Kelsey: We signed Lachlan Flynn at Empirical.
Zane: This Vulture article hit about an hour ago. Game on! I'll get ya back.
Kelsey: What? You're not mad?
Zane: Not at all. You just got a lot more interesting.
Kelsey: Montana? She porcupigged me.
Liza: You're gonna have to help me here. You mean she has a stutter?
Kelsey: Just the top, no bottoms, walking around the apartment at 7 am with her muff out.
Liza: I hate that she even has a muff.
It's not like Ray Charles was mad at Kanye for sampling his music. It's the job of our generation to build on the generation that came before us. If Maggie's a true artist, she'll get that.
Montana
Josh: The stuff that's underneath the stencil. Did she paint that, too, or...
Stacy: No. Of course not. It is what is known as appropriation.
Josh: Appropriation.
Stacy: We started off by giving her a few pieces of our collection, but since then, she has assisted other artists who gift her their work. It's a really genius concept, she's really pulling it off. All by herself! The only thing we pay for now is the lawsuits.
Josh: Did you...did you say Amy?
Stacy: Oh, sorry. Amy is her real name. She changed it to Montana when she moved to Brooklyn.
Josh: As one does.
