Zoey's Extraordinary Playlist Season 2 Episode 7: "Zoey's Extraordinary Memory" Quotes
Young Zoey: Dad, this is so cool. Why are you looking at me and not at the stars?
Mitch: Because, Zoey, seeing you have the moment is the moment for me.
David: Can you find a friend to go with?
Zoey: I don’t know. I feel like I’ve been relying too heavily on my friends. I feel like all I do is lean on their shoulders and cry about dad.
David: Yeah, I get that. Sadly, the only person I have to cry to is Miles, and all does is cry back. Then we have a really good laugh and I try to explain the appellate process, and I might be going a bit stir crazy.
Perry: I’m looking for Max Richmond.
Mo: Oh, did it just get hot in here?
Perry: Well, you are holding a hand torch with a 5,000 BTU per hour rating, and that’s a flaming drink.
Mo: And he knows things.
Perry: I should. I’m the fire marshal.
Mo: That was my Mo-lotov cocktail. It’s a pun because my name is Mo, and it was on fire.
Perry: I understand how puns work. It’s a code violation. Are those shaneel drapes?
Mo: Oh my god, yes. Thank you for noticing. They were really worth the splurge.
Perry: They’re also a violation.
Mo: But they’re so…
Perry: Luxurious and shimmery?
Perry: Believe me, I get the appeal, but the only thing more reckless from a fire safety standpoint would be a bunch of indoor tiki torches.
Zoey: This is hell. Now I know what hell feels like. People will say, ‘See you in hell, and I’ll say, ‘I’ve already been there in my mini cooper.’
Leif: Zoey, we’re definitely going the wrong way.
Tobin: This is exactly how most horror movies start.
Zoey: Hello, Satan. Yeah, no, it’s warm down here.
Tobin: Siri, is Blair Witch real?
Max: You know what, safety first, but it’ll be a bit of a tight squeeze with our opening tomorrow night. Maybe we can negotiate, like an IOU.
Perry: When you find a way to negotiate with fire, please let me know, but in the meantime, not permit until all of these fixes have been made.
Max: Yes sir.
Tobin: Zoey, Zoey, Zoey. You’re missing this. It’s incredible.
Zoey: Get out of here. No, no, no, no, no. The clouds are coming in. They’re blocking everything.
Leif: Ah no, my app says there’s no going to be any visibility for the rest of the night.
Zoey: What, it’s over? We missed the whole thing?
Tobin: That was the most beautiful thing I’ve ever seen, and I helped my mom deliver my baby sister.
Mo: Well didn’t somebody like videotape the sky? Isn’t there some nerd-etarium you can go view it at?
Zoey: The whole thing is visible again tonight, but tonight is all about you and your brilliant restaurant and also Danny Michael Davis can’t make it, so he’s sending me a speech to read to you guys.
Mo: Well, sweetie, if you really want to go, we can find someone else to read if for you.
Zoey: That’s true. All right, yep, that could work. I could do a drive by at the restaurant, be there in time for the ribbon cutting.
Mo: It’s not car dealership.
Zoey: And still make it back in time to see the meteors, great. Ugh, I love this day.
Zoey: So, I noticed you seemed pretty distracted by that girl Kaia calling you.
Leif: Of course you noticed that. Whatever superpower you have, I want it.
Zoey: It’s yours. Take it.
Leif: I’m confused. Why are you being so nice to me?
Zoey: I don’t know. Because people have been bending over backwards to be nice to me for the past few months, so it’s my turn to return the favor to you of all people.
Zoey: How exciting is this?
Max: Yeah, so exciting. Did you order a meal that needs to be assembled in a laboratory?
Zoey: Oh that’s for Leif. It’s from Marlowe B’s. I’m helping him recreate this date of his that very badly by ordering all the things he would have ordered if she hadn’t bailed on him.
Max: Zoey, this meal came in a crate with dry ice and an instruction manual. This is our opening night. Do you want it to be our last night?
Zoey: I’m sorry. I’ll assemble it. I got a 5 on my Chemistry AP. No worries.
Max: Oh my god. What are you doing here? You like in New York, right?
Rose: How do you know that? You keeping tabs?
Max: Well, Instagram keeps tabs, and I have an obsessive need to know what everyone I’ve ever known is doing with their life.
Zoey: You guys are a really cute couple.
Kaia: Oh, I’m just networking. He’s so not my type.
Zoey: You’re not into him at all?
Kaia: He works at SPRQPoint, and they have this new diversity initiative. Got to strike when the iron’s hot.