Zoey's Extraordinary Playlist
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Zoey: How exciting is this?
Max: Yeah, so exciting. Did you order a meal that needs to be assembled in a laboratory?
Zoey: Oh that’s for Leif. It’s from Marlowe B’s. I’m helping him recreate this date of his that very badly by ordering all the things he would have ordered if she hadn’t bailed on him.
Max: Zoey, this meal came in a crate with dry ice and an instruction manual. This is our opening night. Do you want it to be our last night?
Zoey: I’m sorry. I’ll assemble it. I got a 5 on my Chemistry AP. No worries.
Simon: What are you waiting for? Go on.
Zoey: I’m good. Seeing you all have the moment is the moment for me.
David: Can you find a friend to go with?
Zoey: I don’t know. I feel like I’ve been relying too heavily on my friends. I feel like all I do is lean on their shoulders and cry about dad.
David: Yeah, I get that. Sadly, the only person I have to cry to is Miles, and all does is cry back. Then we have a really good laugh and I try to explain the appellate process, and I might be going a bit stir crazy.
Perry: I’m looking for Max Richmond.
Mo: Oh, did it just get hot in here?
Perry: Well, you are holding a hand torch with a 5,000 BTU per hour rating, and that’s a flaming drink.
Mo: And he knows things.
Perry: I should. I’m the fire marshal.
Mo: That was my Mo-lotov cocktail. It’s a pun because my name is Mo, and it was on fire.
Perry: I understand how puns work. It’s a code violation. Are those shaneel drapes?
Mo: Oh my god, yes. Thank you for noticing. They were really worth the splurge.
Perry: They’re also a violation.
Mo: But they’re so…
Perry: Luxurious and shimmery?
Mo: Yeah.
Perry: Believe me, I get the appeal, but the only thing more reckless from a fire safety standpoint would be a bunch of indoor tiki torches.
Zoey: This is hell. Now I know what hell feels like. People will say, ‘See you in hell, and I’ll say, ‘I’ve already been there in my mini cooper.’
Leif: Zoey, we’re definitely going the wrong way.
Tobin: This is exactly how most horror movies start.
Zoey: Hello, Satan. Yeah, no, it’s warm down here.
Tobin: Siri, is Blair Witch real?
Young Zoey: Dad, this is so cool. Why are you looking at me and not at the stars?
Mitch: Because, Zoey, seeing you have the moment is the moment for me.
Max: You know what, safety first, but it’ll be a bit of a tight squeeze with our opening tomorrow night. Maybe we can negotiate, like an IOU.
Perry: When you find a way to negotiate with fire, please let me know, but in the meantime, not permit until all of these fixes have been made.
Max: Yes sir.
Leif: I’m confused. Why are you being so nice to me?
Zoey: I don’t know. Because people have been bending over backwards to be nice to me for the past few months, so it’s my turn to return the favor to you of all people.
Tobin: Zoey, Zoey, Zoey. You’re missing this. It’s incredible.
Zoey: Get out of here. No, no, no, no, no. The clouds are coming in. They’re blocking everything.
Leif: Ah no, my app says there’s no going to be any visibility for the rest of the night.
Zoey: What, it’s over? We missed the whole thing?
Tobin: That was the most beautiful thing I’ve ever seen, and I helped my mom deliver my baby sister.
Zoey: So, I noticed you seemed pretty distracted by that girl Kaia calling you.
Leif: Of course you noticed that. Whatever superpower you have, I want it.
Zoey: It’s yours. Take it.
Zoey: Why didn’t you tell me?
Simon: I did try to tell you. I called you right after Danny Michael Davis dropped this on me. You weren’t really listening.
Zoey: I thought I was listening. You said there was a problem with the Chirp, so I assumed it was a coding issue, not, uh, that issue.
Simon: Well, when a Black employee tells you that a tech device is having trouble recognizing people of color, I’d think maybe you could put two and two together.
Zoey: You are right. I’m sorry. I was so focused on coming up with a solution I wasn’t hearing what was behind the problem.
Simon: Well, now you know.
Tobin: You want to know why I make jokes all the time? It’s because I’m a first gen. It’s how I fit in. It’s how I’ve always fit in because I don’t really fit in anywhere.
Zoey: Even here?
Tobin: At SPRQPoint? Are you kidding me? You know how shocked people are in other departments when they meet me and I don’t have an accent or I’m not the guy delivering their shawarma? Happens all the time.
Zoey: No one should have to feel this way at work. You should say something.
Tobin: To who, HR, Danny Michael Davis? What am I going to say? People are treating me like an Indian guy. Well, guess what, Zoey. I’m an Indian guy.
Zoey: The company is asking Simon to say he’s the only one who feels this way. He clearly isn’t. You could help him. You could help other people that maybe feel similar as you and Simon.
Tobin: I respect Simon for speaking out; I do. I just don’t want to stir the pot.
