Carla: So anyways, we figured if I offered to do the nursing schedules, and these guys volunteered to do extra shifts at the clinic, Dr. Kelso might give you your job back!
Elliot: No, thanks.
Carla: Why?
Fantasy
Elliot: Carla, I can't do your paperwork, I am swamped!
Carla: I got you your job back.
Cut to...
Elliot: Turk, I am not giving you my last tater-tot!
Turk: I got you your job back!
Cut to...
Elliot: J.D.! I don't care if they're able to successfully attach one person's limbs onto another person's body - I am not giving you my hands!
J.D.: Job back!


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Characters:
J.D., Turk, Carla Espinosa, Elliot Reid
Episode:
Scrubs Season 5 Episode 4: "My Jiggly Ball"
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Scrubs
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Scrubs Season 5 Episode 4 Quotes

Orderly: (Handing Elliot a chart) This guy has an S.T.D., and he definitely doesn't want his wife to find out.
Elliot: (Walks in, sees Kelso)
Dr. Kelso: Crap.

(His entire right hand is moving) Guys, I think there might be something wrong with my spine, because I'm not doing that!

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