So if I were you, I'd run out that door while I still had a chance. I'd also waste 5 precious minutes of my head start in the race to freedom, giving that swell guy Archer a combination thank-you-goodbye blow job.

Archer

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Character:
Sterling Archer
Episode:
Archer Season 5 Episode 4: "Archer Vice: House Call"
Show:
Archer
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Archer Season 5 Episode 4 Quotes

Ron: Next time remind me to get shot in the head!
Archer: Ron, next time get shot in the head.

Malory: Who uses Metric?
Lana: Every single country on the planet except for us, Liberia and Burma!
Archer: Really - cause you never think of those two as having their shit together.