Mindy Kaling Quotes
Mindy: I'm not late. It's 9:18, which is practically 9:15, which is basicall 9. Danny, if anything, I'm early.
Mindy: How could anyone want to see this movie [The Godfather: Part II]? I've never even heard of it.
Danny, I hate facing consequences. That's why I haven't opened my mail in two years.
And now, Jean has a case of Mindy fever, and we all know there ain't no cure for that.
Dr. Jean: I really had a good time, even when you tried to dance with those kids on the subway.
Mindy: Yeah, they really hated it. It hurt my feelings actually.
I was named "New York's 'It' Girl" by a magazine that I made at the carnival.
I told Jeremy if he ever wants me to go anywhere, he has to trick me into believing that Pharell is doing a meet and greet.
Mindy: Relax. I've been pulled over a hundred times and I've never once gotten a ticket.
Danny: How?
Mindy: The way I get out of everything: lying and crying.
That was me. I just threw a dirty dish out the window because I didn't want to deal with it.
I would never promise that. All I've wanted in my life is to abandon all my friends for a boyfriend.
Danny: Mindy, I have somthing really important I need to ask you. Would you like some more apple pie?
Mindy: That's even better than what I thought you were going to ask me.
I will not be slut-shamed in an optomologist's office.
