Mindy Kaling Quotes
My office only has one entrance and I don't know if that's good enough for you anymore.
Danny: You know I'm annulled.
Mindy: That's only in the eyes of God. That means less than nothing.
I can never repay to and don't plan to.
Are you from McFadden Steakhouse? Did you find my shoe?
All this time I thought I was the hot girlfriend, but turns out I'm just the sexy mistress
I'll just heroically save the practice from what I did to it
Every time we shower together, he makes a donation to the Vatican.
Mindy: Can you please just call your mother. She's probably over it by now.
Danny: Italian people don't get over things. They let it fester and ferment and grow stronger over time. That's why our wine is so good.
Mindy: I don't know what you could've wished for, you already have the greatest sons in the whole world.
Annette: That's very sweet, dear, but I wished that the mean waitress at our favorite diner would die.
Annette: I only watch Castle.
Mindy: He writes mysteries and he solves them? That is a great idea for a show.
Why didn't you tell your mother that I wasn't the cleaning lady? Do I look Dominican? Do not answer that.
Danny: Move over, Zorro.
Mindy: Zorro? I'm too young to understand that reference.
