Mindy Kaling Quotes
No, I won't do it. When I got my caligraphic's license, I sweared I would only use it for good.
Jeremy
Mindy: You know what they call me around here? They call me Sarge.
Tamra: Actually that didn't stick. We still call you Meatball. [to intern] Yeah, listen to Meatball.
Hi my name is Dr. Lahiri and I am your real teacher. Let me asure you, this will not be one of those situations where I end up learning more from you.
Do you think I would actually sign a petition to raise the minimum wage? What? So Morgan can eat caviar.
Morgan: It was a charm bracelet from the drug store. But, it's 3 months salary down the drain.
Mindy: Oh My God, we pay you so little.
Morgan: Hello! I'm on a poster for a poverty campaign.
Jeremy: You chose wisely, coming to the most well-mannered person in the office.
Mindy: Oh, it was based more on who was back from lunch.
Jeremy: I'll take it.
Abby: You're going to have to keeping covering him for a while because he's going to be like fried for a week.
Mindy: I once had fries for a week.
It's not against the law if everybody does it. It's like how I pretend to be in the Armed Forces so I can board a plane early.
Danny: I like you on a Staten Island porch.
Mindy: I would rather die.
Annette: We're not that different in age, you know.
Mindy: You are the oldest person I know's mother, so that's obviously not true.
I'm giving you the silent treatment, by the way. That's why I walked right by you and didn't respond.
You know what. I will leave, but I will never hike.
