That's fine; we all have our beliefs. I, for instance, carry aro...

J.D.: That's fine; we all have our beliefs. I, for instance, carry around this tiny little Monopoly piece for good luck.
Turk: Did you just compare my Lord and Savior to a tiny top-hat?
Carla: He did. I heard him, Baby. Go get him.
J.D.: Oh, excuse me, Nurse Theresa, have you ever read the Bible?
Carla: I started it...but then I skipped to the end and it ruined it for me


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Scrubs Season 1 Episode 11: "My Own Personal Jesus"
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Scrubs Season 1 Episode 11 Quotes

J.D.: What do you hate most about the holidays?
Carla: Wrapping presents. You?
J.D.: My family

Turk: I don't get it. Why are we on the roof?
Carla: I just wanted to show you that, no matter how ugly things can get down there, there's still a lot of beauty up here.
Turk: Is that gum...or pigeon crap on my shoe?
Carla: Come on, look around! There's nobody here...no one can see us...we could do whatever we wanted...
Turk: Like what?
Carla: Okay, how are you not getting this?

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