Darryl: The baler can flatten a car engine. It can cut off your arm and crush your entire body without skipping a beat.
Dwight: Yeah!
Andy: It's on!
Darryl: How many people a year do you think get their arms cut off in a baler?
Michael: Bail'er? I hardly know her.
Lonny: Dammit, Michael. Pay attention, man.
Darryl: Anybody wanna take a guess? Anybody?
Kevin: Five bucks says it's over 50.
Jim: You really wanna bet?
Darryl: Anybody?
Kevin: Ever since March Madness ended, I am so bored.


Rating: 4.0 / 5.0 (1 Vote)
Characters:
Michael Scott, Jim Halpert, Kevin Malone, Darryl Philbin
Episode:
The Office Season 3 Episode 19: "Safety Training"
Show:
The Office
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The Office Season 3 Episode 19 Quotes

Michael: I saved a life: my own. Am I a hero? I really can't say... but, yes.

Andy: Mornin' Jim.
Jim: Hey, Andy. How are you, man?
Andy: Good. Drew.
Jim: What's that?
Andy: You can call me Drew.
Jim: No, I'm not gonna call you that.
Andy: Cool. I can't control what you do. I can only control what I do.
Jim: Andy.
Andy: Drew.