Carla: Turk, he wants to be with Dr. Miller because he thinks it'll make him what?
Turk: Happy.
Carla: Exactly. But he's really only happy when he's...?
Turk: Miserable.
Carla: Right! So why does he really want to be with Dr. Miller?
Turk: 'Cause she got big-ass boobies!
Carla: No, no, no. Because he likes being miserable.