Tom: Watch the master work it, I am the Yoda of networking.
Ben: Well Yoda wouldn't actually need networking, his powers were more spiritual.
Tom: Shut up you nerd!


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Characters:
Tom Haverford, Ben Wyatt
Episode:
Parks and Recreation Season 3 Episode 6: "Indianapolis"
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Parks and Recreation
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Parks and Recreation Season 3 Episode 6 Quotes

I want to treat April like a queen. And queens deserve flowers and massages, chocolate, booze, diamonds, rubies, emeralds, them treasure chests full of scarves, different kinds of lubes that warm up when you rub them on stuff.

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Ron: You may have thought you heard me say I wanted a lot of bacon and eggs, but what I said was: Give me all the bacon and eggs you have.